A Man’s Best Friend — Her Vibrator

The Wandering Rambler
4 min readNov 5, 2020

Show her some love!

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About Time…

So I admit, I’m new to the world of female toys, but recently I decided as part of a new relationship, I was going balls out — that this new woman was going to be seriously loved to within an inch of her life! Her world was about to be rocked, or rather shook!

By that I mean she’d be shuddering and shivering in delight to a degree where she’d need to describe it in detail to her female friends, like it was some sort of a post-sex counselling session! To pick it apart and see if what she had experienced was actually real. I may have been setting myself up for a fall here, but the idea was well meant and in good faith.

…I was aiming for utter sheer ecstasy.

This meant the whole nine yards, with it comes to things worth doing, you don’t do them by half. It was thought through, there was Dinner, Prosecco, Candles, Mood Lighting; the scene was set. Sex and Love begins far far before you ever reach the bedroom — or at least it should. There had been flirtatious texting before hand for not just for hours, but for days. I was in this girls head and she was in mine. The tingle of anticipation was palpable.

Vibrators are funny little contraptions.

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